humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

(via theawkwardmuggle)

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

image

(via fangirl-like-no-one-is-watching)

satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

image

(via roryohead)

dameferre:

orestesblasting-pyladesfunk:

i realise this AU has been done to death but all i care about is courferre soulmate tattoos

(via grantire)

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(Source: doppelgender, via gwenmstacey)

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via purplepenfanfictions)

AU:  Kurt attends a party for “breaking the ice” after getting his first job. One of the activities is to find someone with a matching food item on their note card. He gets spaghetti and has to look for meatballs. But they find him first. They spend the rest of the night together, but then Blaine disappears. After a few months Kurt finds a mysterious message on his car. {insp} | (write a ff)

(via spangledout)

joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

(via robert-downey-jesus)

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

(via cooterdepablo)

muslimmafia:

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

(via cooterdepablo)

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal, via amypcnd)

heliolisk:

Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

(via teamcfvy)

Sansa Stark Appreciation Week: Day 1 → Favorite quotes

(via presidentsansa)