fuzzykitty01:

owldude:

petscribbler:

What if Daft Punk never breaks up or dies they just hand off their helmets to really amazing musicians that continue making music for them and they just become these immortal beings that no one is really sure who they are anymore they’re just always there

what if this has already happened years ago

The Dread Pirate Robberts of music. 

(Source: bannannibal, via fallingforthevillain)

capslockapocalypse:

immortal-axolotl:

I just gasped really loudly

SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THE FUTURAMA ONE IM SO CONFUSED

(Source: nerdvanaxi, via spangledout)

PM me happy stories

Please.

sergeantjerkbarnes:

my head says “brainwashed assassin, murdered two dozen important political figures over 70 years, tried to kill captain america” but my heart says “tiny precious angel muffin baby who must be protected at all costs”

(via a-dream-of-a-dream)

hijabihana:

bazook:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.

i love this so much

hijabihana:

bazook:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.

i love this so much

(Source: hadeiadel, via a-dream-of-a-dream)

"

Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

"

— John Mayer (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: eatsleepjohnmayer, via screw-happilyeverafter)

penis-hunger-games:

veganerdgirl:

stopbeingadipwad:

youlovelucie:

homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”

I didn’t even know my own vagina did that

When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear. 

reblogging for above comment.

(via casjuiceupmyassbutt)

nyehs:

reminder that i am accepting money 100% of the time

(via prettyboyangel-at-221b)

hellhoundsprey:

Brothers through the years.

(via potterhead3399)

shes-losing-herself:

A description of my entire family

(Source: subtubitles, via prettyboyangel-at-221b)

distraction:

he is still the drake from drake and josh

distraction:

he is still the drake from drake and josh

(Source: calins, via casjuiceupmyassbutt)

situpsandfruitcups:

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

Pleasantly surprised where this went

(via wiccan-witch-of-the-east)

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

(via sherlockedcumberbabe)